it seems my laissez-faire approach to shameless self promotion
is the cause of some concern amongst many of my compatriots, friends and homies.
I’m currently fully booked for this calendar year, unless of course you have an
awesome project you don’t think I could refuse.
I never take no for an answer, why should you?
I can send you some samples of my work if your inquiry sounds like
something I can help you with. So as you wade through my contributions,
experiencing either the pleasure of all pleasures, or abject horror,
those of you who are so inclined are welcome to call.